No parents, but my brother's home: "Come here, you owe me cunnilingus and orgasm!"

What, sister, you saw a dick and now you're not laughing? Suck it

It's a good thing I'm not a sibling. I can fuck my girlfriend and sister in peace

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

Friend girl, you say your brother has a great dick? Go ahead, prove it